Saturday, April 5, 2008

Some jokes bah

today evening went to play maximum tune, O man, my skills suck now, after two months never play. my car bang here bang there, so lousy skill. i cant imagine if it is a real car...a honda civic, i be crying out loud...!!! yesterday went shopping spree with sis. so kind ah she, she treat me bowling at Leisure Park. aiyo...even my bowling skill also drop, in the end even average score lose to her.. her score was 117, 116, 112 with a average score of 115, very constant although her score is dropping... mine was 90, 150, 97, with a average score of 112, first time in a blue moon my score nvr cross 100.... terrible man, i never allow myself to score less than 100...!!!

some jokes bah.........

Subject: Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone), Noel Wan (No else one), Avery Wan (Everyone), Saw Lee (Sorry)

> > > Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

> > >

> > > Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

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> > > Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

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> > > Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

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> > > Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

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> > > Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!

> > > But what's this urgent matter about?

> > >
> > > Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

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> > > Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

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> > > Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

> > >
> > > Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

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> > > Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

> > >

A bit lame right???

another one coming........