This Other Eden

Monday, June 9, 2008

Monday, 09 Jun - Monday blues...

haiz, finally something to blog about. monday blues, means more work, and it because it was monday blues, i wear a blue shirt to work. coincidence? not really, i didnt realise it was monday today, i just woke up with stomach cramps, after yesterday long workout and running. and when all of us was heading to the gym by bus, i was talking on the phone with my father speaking in hokkien, then samuel and others was saying i speak like a bookie, collecting bets for horse. that inspire me today during work to write something lame about it... here the renactment about it when i was working and something which i thought was interesting came about...

(conferencing through the phone)
bookie : hello? this is the bookie collection centre.
samuel: tao yan, i want to buy chi ko bei(horse)
bookie : horse? alright chao ah gua, please tell me the race registration number, date, horse and time.
samuel: what chao ah gua? tell your mother lie in front of me and i make sure you call me father tomorrow.
henry : Wahahaha
bookie : sorry brother, please tell me which race you want to bet
samuel: Race 171, Horse 6, today at 7pm
bookie : ok, how much you want to bet?
samuel: mu ji, how much ah?
henry : 10k la...
samuel: wah biang eh, so niao, 20k la
henry : ... ok bah, 10k each person
bookie : 20k? alrite, we are very high tech now, please transfer the money to 170-123456-1.
samuel: orh
bookie : brother, don't bother to transfer now, the race had started 20 seconds ago, betting is closed
samuel: chao zebrat, i already transfer the money!!!!
bookie : too bad lor, money transferred are not returnable, house rule
radio : (horse 2,5,6, horse 10,6,5, horse 5,8,14, huat ah, horse 5 came first, odds is 1:100)
samuel: henry, we won, 2 millions!!!!
henry : shiok man, millionaires
( still on the phone )
bookie : pai seh ah, both of you didn't won, the bet is close, remember?
henry : wa biang eh, !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&
samuel: @@@@er, return our money!!!!
bookie : bets receive not refundable, you think what? your ah gong open one ah...
samuel: !@#$%^&*#$%^&, don't cheat our money!!!!
bookie : not only you miss the 2million, you lost 20k too, byebye chao ah gua!!!
samuel&henry : .....................

hehe, very lame actually, that the best i can think of.... haiz, tomorrow work again, need to earn more to buy bowling ball, getting desperate for it.. saw a really nice design, with spades on it, cost around 260... haiz, so exxxxx....

byebye,
hopes my pay come quickly...!!!

Posted by k€lvin at 6:41 AM